Make this the last one
Hey beardy, read the friggin' T-shirt; the message is for you, YOU FUCK !
What has The US of A turned you into?! You were such a pleasant chap before. Is it that bass player driving you to despair? If you want to get to him I know his 'achilles heel'.... next time he's eating breakfast break the yolk of his fried egg before he gets chance to. It will crush him, believe me. Saff did this to him early in their relationship... luckily he sought councelling and they got through it. I don't think he'd survive another episode. Try it. But don't tell him I told you.
You can take him him Dean, i'll hold ya coat. He's only talking hard cuz he's thousands of mile away. Give him chinese burn round his neck!
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