Leaving New York, about an hour or so outside Washington the Luxury tourbus Tow bar (that was towing our gear) decided to blow its knackers out on the Highway, this left us decidedly miffed and left a pinstripe in my underwear! not to worry though, there's an old farmhouse up ahead - I wonder if we can use their phone? and look there's even a field of 7ft corn that a chainsaw wielding maniac can chase us through.