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Friday, 23 December 2011
Thursday, 22 December 2011
Oooh, what a week! Went to London to rehearse Jools Hollands Hootenanny then got a private jet on Imelda May Hairlines to Paris for a TV show with Vigo Mortesen - I know, a Private Jet! - Oooh look at me Mr La-De-Da, sounds nice doesn't it and it was going there but on the way back we hit a very bad shit-storm which nearlly farted us from the skies, I almost upchucked my caviar and baby deer sandwich into the Champagne bucket!
Break-neck it over to the Glasgow Academy for what happened to be pretty much the best gig of the tour, wild crowd who just love Imelda! Imelda got measured up for Ear-filters, as she stands in front of a Rawk band each night she has contracted what is known in the trade as cloth-ears,so a professional was called in and squirted a mixture of Rhino elbow skin, blood of Smurf and monkey eyelids into her ear, it sets, then the mold is sent off to ebay. I got in trouble for posting the comb-over pics so if we're quiet she might not notice this one tucked away in here.